The offenders appear to be primarily “hippy types,” says a Sydney police officer, lost in “cloud cuckoo land,” who are a danger to both themselves and others on the road. If a convicted person is unable to afford the monetary fine, he or she retains the option of attending a community session intended to teach the proper technique for grounding oneself following any meditative exercise. This technique promises to return flighty individuals to a state of mind more suited to immersion into the general public. Meditators and concerned citizens can find more details on this new and important law here. Happy April Fools’ Day!